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mall dressing rooms - how many before getting caught (almost found out at macys)

mall during the day is dead.

ghost town.

A. made it into a game.

the discovery (2 weeks ago)
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saturday afternoon.

needed new jeans.

mall basically empty.

A.: “look around. no one here.”

me: “yeah. everyone shops online now.”

A.: “list?”

me: “…here? now?”

A.: “why not? dressing room. perfect.”

me: “you’re serious.”

A.: “completely.”

game started.

dressing room 1: nordstrom
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2 weeks ago, saturday 2pm.

she picked jeans she didn’t need.

grabbed 3 different sizes.

dressing room attendant barely looked up.

handed her the tag, pointed to rooms.

inside:

locked door.

she was already unbuttoning her jeans.

me: “seriously doing this?”

A.: “shut up and fuck me.”

10 minutes later.

walked out.

she hung the jeans back up.

“didn’t fit.”

attendant didn’t even look.

places list: +1.

the rules A. made up
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her game:

  1. weekday afternoons only (dead hours)
  2. different stores each time
  3. have to actually try on something
  4. can’t get caught

i keep telling her she’s too loud.

she doesn’t care.

dressing room 2: gap (last week)
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thursday 3pm.

even more dead than nordstrom.

A. grabbed random dress.

different attendant.

handed tag, pointed to corner room.

inside:

she was facing the mirror.

i was behind her.

both watching.

she started moaning.

me: “shhh, you’re too loud.”

A.: “don’t care.”

louder.

finished fast.

worried someone heard.

walked out.

attendant on phone, didn’t notice.

places list: +2.

the close call: macy’s (yesterday)
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monday 4pm.

A. wanted to go for #3.

macy’s seemed empty.

grabbed shirt she didn’t need.

attendant: older woman, looked bored.

took tag, pointed to rooms.

inside:

A. was already stripping.

pressed against wall.

started.

she’s moaning again.

me: “seriously, you’re so fucking loud.”

A.: “good.”

5 minutes in:

footsteps outside.

stopped.

listened.

footsteps went away.

continued.

she came, LOUD.

i came right after.

getting dressed:

heard walkie-talkie static outside.

attendant voice: “…yeah in the dressing room…”

A.: “fuck. we need to go.”

me: “right now.”

opened door.

attendant at counter, looking at us.

on walkie-talkie.

definitely calling security.

we walked fast.

not running (too obvious).

straight to exit.

A.: “that was close.”

me: “i TOLD you you’re too loud.”

A.: “worth it.”

places list: +3.

also: probably banned from macy’s.

why the mall works
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ghost town during weekdays:

2-5pm = nobody there.

retail dying.

stores desperate for any customers.

attendants don’t give a fuck.

until macy’s apparently.

A’s perspective
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later that night:

me: “macy’s lady definitely knew.”

A.: “yeah. probably should’ve been quieter.”

me: “i keep SAYING that.”

A.: “can’t help it. you know that.”

me: “we almost got arrested for public indecency.”

A.: “but we didn’t. that’s what matters.”

me: “you’re insane.”

A.: “you love it.”

…yeah.

the places list count
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updated total:

apartment (everywhere), her old office, beach parking lot, gym bathroom, shower, balcony (3x different positions), kitchen counter, my trading desk, car (2x), mall dressing rooms (3 stores).

we’re at like 15+ places now.

her goal: 50 by end of year.

my goal: not getting arrested.

what this says about us
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completely open.

no shame about sex.

fantasies discussed.

limits respected.

trust.

she takes charge (decides when/where).

i love that she does.

adventure.

keeps it exciting.

never boring.

never routine.

the ban risk
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macy’s: probably flagged, don’t go back

nordstrom: safe (attendant oblivious)

gap: safe (attendant didn’t notice)

still available:

target, old navy, h&m, forever 21, zara, uniqlo, maybe 10+ more stores.

game continues.

therapy won’t hear about this
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dr. r asks about sex life sometimes.

this seems… too much to share.

she’d probably be concerned about legal risk.

or find it hilarious.

hard to tell with her.

keeping this one private.

tonight (11:42pm)
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sitting on couch.

A. coding.

me: “we’re not doing macy’s again.”

A.: “agreed. next time target.”

me: “…there’s a next time?”

A.: “obviously. game’s not done.”

me: “you’re going to get us arrested.”

A.: “i’ll be quieter.”

me: “you say that every time.”

A.: “this time i mean it.”

me: “sure.”

she’s not going to be quieter.

i don’t actually want her to be.


11:42pm tuesday. mall dressing room game. 3 stores so far. macy’s attendant definitely knew, probably calling security, we ran. A. too loud (as always). places list now 15+, her goal 50 by year end. my goal not getting arrested. game continues.

-AK

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